NEIGHBORS BRACE FOR UNION HOSPITAL’S CLOSING
A stitch in time may save nine
But more dollars make everything fine.
Follow the money and now you may move slow
At the risk of your health, here you'll no longer go.
Stuck in traffic will be the norm,
Don't worry, cadavers don't have to be kept warm.
So if there's a crisis you may not live
All because Partners has no F---'s to give.