THE TRAIL OF A SNAIL

NEIGHBORS BRACE FOR UNION HOSPITAL’S CLOSING

A stitch in time may save nine

But more dollars make everything fine.

Follow the money and now you may move slow

At the risk of your health, here you'll no longer go.

Stuck in traffic will be the norm,

Don't worry, cadavers don't have to be kept warm.

So if there's a crisis you may not live

All because Partners has no F---'s to give.

STRATEGIC VOTING

STALEMATE OVER CITY ELECTION COMMISSIONER JOB CONTINUES

Getting more people to vote is clearly the objective

On this matter Judy tends to be selective.

For the ones that already do

Higher salaries it is true

Their loyalty buy

So why on earth would she try

To bring in somebody new

Her re-election to screw.